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Mercenaries - The Expendables

Ah, the good old days when Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and others to make our lives more full of postpubertal males. The formula is (ra) very simple. 1. Get a man.

2. Put him in front of a bastard but really really (terrorist coup, the CIA or a very touchy that he stepped on the foot in the past) with a nest of henchmen (who turns out) unnecessary

2. Dagli un motivo per metterli contro (il motivo è qualunque, perché un uomo lo freghi con niente ma di solito un amico, una moglie, una figlia, anche una donna vista una volta sola va bene) 3. Armalo esageratamente (la scena più memorabile è e rimarrà quella di Commando in cui Schwarzenegger svaliigia un'armeria solo per sè) 4. Mettigli in bocca qualche battuta da sborone (tipo queste ) (quello che rende merda molti film d'azione fatti dopo è proprio l'assenza di battute da sborone) (ovviamente in Rambo le diceva Troutman perché Rambo aveva problemi d'espressione, ma è stato anche il primo; alla formula ci sono arrivati dopo) I film action are a bit 'like the Italian goalkeeper. In late eighties there was always at least two equally good (Tacconi / Zeng, Pagliuca / Peruzzi), then we will be well past Buffon (state) er mejo but over time has broken a month and play it and yes unn years and now I'm not there to people like litigarsela Viviano, De Sanctis, Amelia and Sirigu, father of that stuff is still there Marchegiani who rode his hands. Well after the great age of Rambo, Commando, Van Damme is no one left to hold high the name of action films fucksters. John McLane but right now they do not know who against them because they are taken too hand. As of now, the Italian goalkeeper should put all four on goal to parry something (but not all).

It 'just a metaphor that he must have thought Stallone (and here the circle closes) when he decided to put together a dream team of steers, including Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis (who make a cameo, but there are), then Dolph Lundgren (because Van Damme has refused. Really) (which is what they leave out of home because they take drugs and then starts with the bad, and is increasingly enormous), Jason Statham (sympathetic), Jet Li (that mangiaformiche), a World champion martial artist, a former wrestling champion (huge), a former football star (which I remembered only as the father of Everybody Hates Chris, but like beef that's okay) and (hear hear) (no other than him) Mickey Rourke (who just ten dialogues with them all drinks and gives a tone to the environment)

There must also be dealt with but it was Danny Trejo Machete

curse, and Wesley Snipes but also is in jail for not paying taxes (for three years. nice to live in Italy, dear Valentine?)

The film is the culmination of all that is needed. A team of mercenaries. As a non-existent tiny Caribbean island tyrannized by a puppet (and his army) operated by a former CIA with wavy hair perfectly. The artist daughter of the tyrant that is shot on Stallone and he is bravely on the island. So bravely Stallone who can not leave it there. Stallone decides to go alone and the others say you're mad but when he arrives at the airport are all there waiting for him (apart from Rourke, who is the beef nihilistic film and it is home to paint a guitar and then split: more nihilistic than that).
A series of chases and shootouts clashes punches that spans more than half of the film. And talk about cazzoti of various styles and eras: there is the total beef, beef wrestling, Greco-Roman fight beef, beef martial arts, beef with knives, glue gun beef, beef with a knife barber who is also beef with the shotgun with a shot that splits into two one person, all seasoned with jokes by sborone in adequate quantity. Of course they finally freed the island from the tyrant, but it is not nothing, but that's the beauty of living on an island where they spent the best action film. And 'Back in the U.S. and can not even explain to you how.
Certainly not the movie of the year but certainly the action films of the decade.